Conversations

Me: Honey, I have an idea…
Him: Hmpf. Should I buy paint?
Me: Where did that come from?!…
(30 sec later)
Me: How did you know??

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Me: Do you have any suggestions on how I can convince my husband to change our car?
Woman-friend: Crash the old one against a wall
Questions:
1. how come she never even thought about the possibility to discuss the matter with him?
2. what does it say about me that I actually considered doing what she suggested?

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(after more than one hour talk about our relationship)
Him: you keep talking about ‘your mind’ like it’s another person. “My mind says that”, “my mind thinks that”…
Me: you know what? It totally IS!
Him: I’d like to meet this.. entity and beat the c..p out of her.
Me: Me too!!

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